*listens to Ariana Grande once*
"There are too many female and LGBT characters in dragon age, now i’m not going to buy it :("
i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass
if you have a dog chances are im already in love with you
i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me”