Just Passing The Time

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

sext: *reblogs, likes, and replies to your text post*

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bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

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foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

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niggermom:

im actually dying of a rare disease called please date me

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baby-scars:

yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules

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fishscalepanties:

fishscalepanties:

she wears short skirts i prefer jeans most of the time

shes cheer captain and i am not the cheer captain, because she occupies that position on the cheer team

we cant both be cheer captain

i mean we could be co-captains but thats not what the thing says so

its okay im sure she is very talented

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amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

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getoffmybloghoe:

My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed

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